I thought my chinese neighbour was telling me about a issue with Colin Farrell's film Total Recall but apparently its some car problem....

Twitter. Where so many people have a job because of Twitter and so many people haven't got a job because of Twitter.

@rccola115 new film about Zombies :-)

@rccola115 I hope you're doing the actions as well as singing it.

@rccola115 you're a woman, kinda stating the obvious there.....

@ohwrigley what do us oldies listen to? :-)

@didusaycheese yum.yum :-)

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@vagazzledchic jingle bell rock

@stupidfootball they want Mark Clattenburg as well

@giddythefuckup ciao bella!

@rccola115 You could get a new job as a tile inspector

@golden_fm and beer

@aimeevc1970 or get kidnapped by Dingos

@itswrigley Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have many more

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