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They're playing John Cougar Mellencamp, so we're leaving.
I hate those people who can pretend like they like stuff.
Seriously, folks, Owling and naked zumba in your hotel while your husband lies around drinking Tecate and giggling is what vacation is for.
Fuck everyone here I'm going across the street to sing Cher with the Phillipinos.
Why are all recliners brown?
GET YOUR GODDAMN BURRITO OUT OF THE MICROWAVE
I don't think I've ever had access to quicksand.
Fairs are for fat people
Madonna. WTF. What the fuck is going on??
Hey, Patriots Fans celebrating, gross.
Guy at the bar just announced they have the "best dogs here." And he looks at me and asks if I like dogs. No.
I just Shazam'd an Audioslave song and bought it. I'm drunk.
Minaj always looks like she's wearing a home-ec project sewn by bad kids on drugs.
Is it acceptable yet to comment "stupid" on other people's Pinterest stuff?
Just opened a holiday card from the "Taylor Swift Collection." Doubt the sender realized that, but I'm still embarrassed.
I'm so tired of people occupying shit.
I hate looking over and seeing my cat's paw dipped into my glass, gently stirring my sparkling water.
"I can't believe you saw my RAIN FOREST OF DARKNESS." "I AM a woman of ethnicity." #DINNERCONVERSATION
I'm from the City of Good Neighbors. I want to be your neighbor.