Opening night American Association Independent League baseball. $2 Shiner night. :) #wichitawingnuts…  http://instagram.com/p/ZZJ6lAzUQq/ 

Baseball! @ Lawrence-Dumont Stadium  http://instagram.com/p/ZZFD2iTUaz/ 

Clark Kellogg is the master of stating the obvious.

Final Freaking Four!!!

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, is it your podcast?

Let me assure you once again, no one is reading your blog.

You meet very few geniuses wearing Elmer Fudd hats.

Someone should look into local meteorologists ties to the bread and milk cartels. I smell a rat.

Boehner keeps working his mouth like he just got a tongue stud.

More power to him, but I think the Pope is in for a big surprise when he gets out in today's job market.

@jaywalker20 @darrinhackney They're stinking it up for sure.

@chandrastauffer Sorry to be so long in responding, it's harder to get a restraining order on a person than I realized. :D

@jaywalker20 Nice to meet you! Lets do it again next tv game. :)

Being named 2012 Least Obnoxious Vegan rates right up there with being named Least Homophobic Westboro Baptist Member. Thnx, @calamitygina!

People who live in glass houses should be ashamed of themselves.

That golden eagle is real, Canada is fake.

When people ask me if I'm a good listener, I like to answer: "Tacos."

In a waiting room watching The View for the first time ever. So sad.

@levihenry I was a hell of a line/broiler cook before I evolved. :)