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The sex scene in the new Hansel & Gretel movie is gonna be weird.
My girlfriend's on her period today. I've heard of My Bloody Valentine, but this is ridiculous!
I just realized I'm the youngest person in this food court by at least 40 years and I'm having a panic attack.
The bathroom being out of order at this Taco Bell is the cruelest of jokes.
The only person I've ever 'hate fucked' is myself.