@carasantamaria Technically, alcohol *is* a solution.

Between 50 Shades of Gray, Magic Mike, and all these power outages, 9 months from now - we’ll have a nice population spike for sure.

RT @theonion: Pregnant Woman Relieved To Learn Her Rape Was Illegitimate http://t.co/7j23D0Bz

I quit Twitter and Facebook for the month of February. I can almost guarantee that you won’t read this entire piece.  http://www.patrickkaine.com/2013/03/i-quit-twitter-and-facebook-for-month.html?spref=tw …

I’m a gun owner.

I'm listening to the gun control arguments.

I honestly don’t know what’s the right thing to do.

I’ll keep listening.

Lets help each other. If a place is open, let’s use #LVOpen to tell everyone.

Wawa on College Hill is open. #LVOpen

Try this IFTTT Recipe: Category 1 Hurricane Winds in your area  https://ifttt.com/recipes/63598 

In response to Red Bull Stratos, Slim Jim has sponsored the shortest freefall of all time #fb http://t.co/OqPFnhhN

This is America. RT @beccarosen: I have never before been so moved by a spreadsheet:  https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AoXVKFw1Uci5dFNpRGdWd2pXZTN4a3Fza0VhVTRVaGc&output=html&utm_source=buffer&buffer_share=25647 … #fb

He had what looked like bullet-proof vest and blessed himself. He was carrying a gun and went into the bldg. #Parkland http://t.co/qr21U5Fb

I’m totally voting for this guy, this is a clear message for his constituents! http://t.co/1WbxnnJb

People are talking about NBC’s Olympic ratings. We didn’t have a choice, people! Of course the ratings were high. #NBCFAIL

Hive mind: Where can I get a really nice quality bird bath near the Lehigh Valley?

Guys: It's raining, and Twitter is ON IT.

Oh, Captain (Morgan), my Captain.

Your age on other Worlds. I'm only 1 year old on Saturn!  http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/age/ 

NASA offers free e-book for iPad owners  http://aol.it/TUXA26 

Everyone concerned about Newtown needs to read EVERY SINGLE WORD of this right now:  http://anarchistsoccermom.blogspot.com/2012/12/thinking-unthinkable.html … #fb via @toddkincannon

RT @melllbe: I'm not scared that the world is going to end in 2012, I'm terrified that it will continue to be the way it is.

I laughed the entire song! RT @nickbilton: College Humor Nickelback parody video of Instagram is brilliant:  http://j.mp/Vla297  #fb