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I was Googling your mom last night but got nothing so then I just Binged her. She's a real Yahoo! girl, just Ask Jeeves.
Every star I receive on this tweet will be donated entirely to the charity.
What are you waiting for? Hate charity or something, sicko?
What are you waiting for? Hate charity or something, sicko?
Lifehacker has an article on goddamn pens! FUCKIN' RIGHT.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHICH CRAYONS WORK BEST ON CONSTRUCTION PAPER.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHICH CRAYONS WORK BEST ON CONSTRUCTION PAPER.
Tweetie 2.1 also offers improved translation. @atebits has harvested two dozen illegal immigrants to offer real-time accurate translations.
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Interesting. It seems as though if I *don't* tweet, I don't receive any favorites.
So if I do tweet, surely I will get some.
Also: Breasts
So if I do tweet, surely I will get some.
Also: Breasts
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You can tweet if you want to.
You can meet new friends online.
Cause your friends don't tweet so I... can't see them in my tiiimeline.
You can meet new friends online.
Cause your friends don't tweet so I... can't see them in my tiiimeline.
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Favorite this if you love Microsoft, enjoy shaking babies, and frequently sodomize puppies.
(it's better if the rest of you ignore this)
(it's better if the rest of you ignore this)
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"Dude, that's way to short."
"You're saying you use that every day?"
"That's not safe at all."
"Well that one's pretty hard."
#passwords
"You're saying you use that every day?"
"That's not safe at all."
"Well that one's pretty hard."
#passwords
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Oh, I didn't realize so many of you unfortauntely were without lists. :(
HAHA SUCKERS! I'LL PUT ALL OF YOU WITHOUT LISTS ON ONE OF MY LISTS
HAHA SUCKERS! I'LL PUT ALL OF YOU WITHOUT LISTS ON ONE OF MY LISTS
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Someday, just maybe *someday*, one of my tweets will be favored by THREE people. (first 3 people to favorite this tweet receive free bacon)
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