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Oh I think that, I found myself a cheeseburger.
According to my calculations, there is not enough time in the day.
Pro Tip: When trying to increase test coverage, instead of writing new tests, simply delete old code.
You know it's cold outside when you ask your dog if he wants to go out and he hides in the bathroom.
Clipping your nails on the train should be punishable by death.
When you have to explain that Emacs has nothing to do with Apple.
When I start drawing lines on the white board, shit is about to get serious.
UPS is prematurely blaming the Pope for late iPhone delivery.
Free Startup Idea: Home-made clock building kits.
Free Startup Idea: A stock exchange where no one loses any money.
Free Startup Idea: Wait by busy crosswalks and hand beers to people who JUST MISS THE FUCKING LIGHT.
Fast Cars Fast Software Commute Rage
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