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Oh I think that, I found myself a cheeseburger.
The part where you forget you’re not wearing pants but you try to put your phone in your pocket and just throw it on the floor.
Observing my todo list and calmly muttering “10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag.”
According to my calculations, there is not enough time in the day.
Pro Tip: When trying to increase test coverage, instead of writing new tests, simply delete old code.
You know it's cold outside when you ask your dog if he wants to go out and he hides in the bathroom.
Clipping your nails on the train should be punishable by death.
When you have to explain that Emacs has nothing to do with Apple.
When I start drawing lines on the white board, shit is about to get serious.
Free Startup Idea: Answering the question of “What’s up with Uber’s new app icon?”
Free Startup Idea: Company that can explain how the fuck you wound up with a 4.7 star rating on Uber.
It wasn’t me.
Fast Cars Fast Software Commute Rage
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