Oh, Higgs boson, look at the mass you've made.

BREAKING DRUDGE REPORT: OBAMA LAUNCHES UNPROVOKED ATTACK ON MARS...developing...

New rule: You're not allowed to believe in the Mayan 2012 end-of-the-world thing unless you can locate where the Mayans lived on a map.

Okay! Now we can go back to the earthquake in China, Ricin letters, North Korea nukes, Texas explosion, Senate's cowardice on guns, oy.

I am REALLY hoping the new pope comes out and starts by saying, "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet…"

If you’re not with us in our fight to get rid of us vs. them type thinking, then you’re against us.

One's ability in popular athletics is inversely correlated with one's culpability in any wrongdoing.

APPLAUSE FOR FACT CHECKING

iOS game idea: Birds Who Learn to Forgive Those Who Have Wronged Them and In So Doing Learn to Forgive Themselves. All yours, Rovio.

Leave it to Romney to blow losing too.

@sarahpalinusa are you still a thing?

RT @billmaher: Mitt to his underwear: "Magic my ass!!"

Rape can be considered legitimate if it shows up at the polls with a photo ID. #AkinFacts

WHOA. GUYS. // Puerto Rico Votes For Statehood  http://is.gd/FaahKr 

11-year-old girl arrested in Pakistan on charges of blasphemy http://t.co/ihBze2gx

LeVar Burton just won the 'If I had Glass' competition  http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/androidcentral/~3/A5c6Cw0G4eE/story01.htm …

Aren't you glad that the events in Watertown today justify your particular political beliefs? Quite a relief, right?

RT @brianyoung: I'm sure Richard Mourdock takes comfort in the fact that God intended for him to lose.

There is an imposter Women in Secularism account pretending to represent CFI with its logo. It has nothing to do with CFI or the conference.

I love this line of argument from Obama: Guns are denying other, more fundamental rights to Americans.