YOUR BEST GUY FRIEND WANTS TO FUCK YOU i yell at all the teens on twitter. banned for life and reported for spam. deserve it.

Spell-check your privilige. Your priviledge. Spell check your privlege, dude. Spell ch. spell chek your privlidge. Spell chek your privlege

hey guys. here's a leading parenthesis without a closing one to ruin your day (you're welcome.

A cool thing to do as an American 20something is think that you're always right and your views should never change.

imagine being publicly proud about being #atheist instead of just going about your life as an adult

guys.... this is important. i have to register my car for a parking permit and.... http://t.co/pJ4CB8XV

I hate myself more than any "hater" possibly could.

Twitter isn't about accumulating accolades and praise. It's about making friends. RT and Fav if u agree. #teamfollowback

Sext: you don't have the heart to tell me. I don't have the heart to admit I already know.

RT if your unfunny and generic

one weird fact about me: i was actually a virgin all the way up until the first time i had sex

I think if someone goes to jail it is our obligation as free men and womyn to blow up their favstar

Backwards and nonsensical. Memento joke haha. Tall dark and handsome. I like my women like I like a handsome cup of hot chocolate.

Sext: I have never had a birthday party. U dress up as a cake. I "blow out your candles ;)". I cut u up and eat u. U were actually a cake.

#WhatCollegeHasTaughtMe white people with rich dads go to college with more white people with rich dads

wow i'm approaching 420 followers. reminder that since weed is a Plant it is Healthy. just like poison oak, Cocaine, bark, poisonous mushroo

RT if you love puppies, butterflies, candy, hugs, sex, and love. FAV if you love kittens, fuckin slugs, potatoes, spikes, sex, and hate.

Man Walks Stiffly Away From Friend Exposing Butthole. pic.twitter.com/1ESZpTMi

And finally #FF your dreams

Its amazing how shaving uncovers all the little flaws on your face. Like I had *no idea* until just now that my face was covered in blood.