To everyone celebrating about class/tests/assignments being cancelled or postponed: you need some perspective.

My friends/family are the best ❤ #coolmom pic.twitter.com/KjAZEEJU51

“@mitstudents: MIT’s Baker House featured in list of “Boston’s Best Buildings Or Works Of Architecture”
 http://boston.cbslocal.com/top-lists/bostons-best-buildings-or-works-of-architecture/ …”. I LIVE HERE 👍

@traesie @peigey Steve carrell, dear lord how is that even a question

"Sorry I'm late, I was too busy dancing alone to the new Daft Punk song."

@owenrees1 thanks for the (literal) shout out!

@robdelaney what is UP with your haircut man

It straight up looks like Doomsday's about to happen in New York... Keep an eye out for alien warships and asteroids

Hahahaha @conservativemag retweets my retweet of @robdelaney without realizing its a HUGE JOKE https://t.co/DlehBxnq

For a second, I thought I saw @robdelaney walking past me on the sidewalk, but then I realized the guy wasn't NEARLY handsome enough.

What's the cool jams?

I want to drive around and blast bad music while shouting at strangers with @traesie and @jpollz. Is that too much to ask? #howiedaycollide

Proof that a god exists: Alex Trebek said "You are a smelly pirate hooker" on television last night.

I just heard some freshman say he did his 8.02 p-set on LaTex........ what

“@robdelaney: Parting your hair in the middle is a good way to let people know you have a “favorite serial killer.”” @tafeyan @mulaydufay

If I pass this test, I will swear off television for a month. #please #Ihate8.02

I have the best best friend and brother @traesie @juanc_gonzalez I'm safe and in New Orleans! pic.twitter.com/EQlA8bagI8

Just devoured half a pizza in five minutes. Men of the world, I'm available

If you ever want a good laugh, google image search "a true friend"

If you're wearing flip-flops today, don't talk to me. I don't talk to FOOLS