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by this time tomorrow i'll be flying over utah. idk. 3 hrs into my flight to DC. maybe kansas. whatever. i was never really good at geometry
my planner says tonight im gonna cry myself to sleep
dad on facebook: "what a beautiful day it is..." mom: "that isn't even 'man' language." dad: "i love the fucking weather." hahahahaha
"i love twitter because you can make completely bogus quotes" -george washington
if you live in my dorm & ur gonna use the stairs from the ground floor up, i'll be the fat chick passed out before you reach the 2nd floor.
writing a rhetorical analysis for english 101. ethos, pathos, and logos.. they're the 3 musketeers right?
god created the universe but everything else is made in china
just got back from a ghost tour in old town alexandria. long story short i am not constipated anymore
my sister is blaming the dryer cos none of her clothes fit anymore. dryer, stop feeding her.
i'm being a loser in my dorm room while everyone on my floor is at a frat party. i hate my parents for doing a good job in raising me.
Optimist (n): a college student who opens her wallet and expects to find cash.
hey do you think democracy can coexist with multiculturalism? i'm not asking you to do my homework for me. i'm asking out of curiosity.
my professors give us so much homework its like they want us to learn or some bullshit like that
hey miss universe 2009 is on tv. i know who wins. the whole freaking east coast tweeted about it 3 hours ago. bastards.
my bed is like a time machine! you close your eyes and BOOM! it fast forwards to 3 hours later when OH MY GOD I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO
my roommate says "oh my god you're stalking him on facebook again?!?" like it's a bad thing...
IF I HAVE TO WRITE ONE MORE PAPER ON ABRAHAM LINCOLN, I SWEAR I'M GOING TO-- well. complain, i guess.
professor: just type up your proposal and turn it in by 4. me: but i don't want to marry you.
student + dying = studying. i'll be in the morgue if you need me
never really understood why americans cared about why chickens cross the road.
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