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State machines are often overkill have you considered a county machine or even a census designated place machine?
If you drove an NSCar north over the Golden Gate Bridge, would it be a toll-free bridged CFCar when it gets to Marin?
"What sort of insurance do you have?"
"I have a PPPoE plan."
"Yes, because that is a medical plan and not a networking protocol."
Anyone who says "no harm in looking" doesn't understand Schrödinger's Cat.
The home network topology is starting to grow out of control maybe it’s time to call a lanscaper
That moment when you think you’re not drunk but you stand up and realize that we’re all beautiful and everything is connected but fuck Java
Guys, I think I might be a functional alcoholic.
Whenever I drink I find myself programming a bunch of Haskell and OCaml.
When a programmer says "non-trivial", he really means "run away!"
Me: "Do you like lots of basil?"
Her: "I love basil."
Me: "Okay, you'd better, because I'm going to make you, uh, eat your words?"
♪ All in all it's just a
'nother warning in the -Wall
(♪We don't need no unsigned and signed integer comparisons)
Ghetto Pooh be like, "Where all them hunnys at?"
Put an X on it.
Portland: A bird.
California: An avocado.
Hawaii: Macaroni salad.
Fresno: A quiet sense of shuffling despair.
And then suddenly I’m paralyzed with a thought: what *else* can I pour through the Vinturi? Patron? Orange juice? Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
It’s surprisingly difficult to work on a web browser when the Internet is out.
Strange command of the evening:
> sudo gem uninstall dicks
I don't remember why I even installed it in the first place.
You know how [super init] might fail so you have to test if self is nil?
The technical term is "checking yo self before wrecking yo self".