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shit just woke up in what i thought was a tiny jail but now think is some babys crib. hope this familiys cool
aw nuts wokeup in a goddam zoo cage again UGH
just found a buncha teeth in my bed
whys everyone always turn out to be jews?
just ate a old cigar for dinner
i use ketchup as lipstick sometimes
someone in this goddam zoos gotta beleeve i a human!!!!
how come sidewalks taste wierd
i keep showin that dumdum zookeepr im the only one in this goddamn cage wit no hair on it's puss but he jus keeps shakin his hed
stupid computah how do i show my boobs on this thing?
my foot got stuk inna toilet pleas call 9/11!!!!
why do dogs got somethin gainst eatin pizza with me
Hoggin doz dont want me for their commercials so tell everyone that hoggin doz is made outta cum!
hey how come its ok for monkeys ta suck each otha off but when i do it to the giraffe they gimme the hose? #dubblestandard #meanzoo
whys my cute chinese mailman always ina hury you too good fa me slants??
aw nuts. i putt my tampon in da wrong hole agin
all clean. see ya next week shower
i jus poopd one a them weddin cake topprs. lil guy in a pengwin suit -- what shud i name him nuck??