16 yr old Brazilian boy dies from masturbating 42 times in one night? Who the hell was counting?

Roses are Red, Facebook is Blue, 26 mutual friends, but who the f%#K are you?

LOL “@lmaotwitpics: False Advertising http://twitpic.com/3t3yr1”

Accidental shooting at Gardena High School? How do u accidentally shoot TWO people? Smh

That awkward moment between birth and death is my life.

It's too quiet when Marilyn isn't home. It's nice at first, but now I miss her.

#FF @arebu89 @sinfullyris @killerrqueenn @thezombiehooker @deuce_k @x3pisk3yx @msnicolecherie @msniikkiib @jumabr @itskloquewerk @recon1_

And a special thanks to @r3v3n4n7 @deuce_k and @recon1_ Thank you for your service. ^_^ 

#soundtracking "Karma Police" by Radiohead ♫ http://sdtk.fm/hTTsCG

There's a damn bird on my tree and it won't stop chirping. Imma shoot the fucker if it doesn't stfu.  

When conversations stop being awkward <3

I have to wear this bc @socal_seahawk keeps hitting my face with the puck! pic.twitter.com/oilHbg6lv5

Bitch, don't kill my vibe!

He's hogging the bed. I guess I'll sleep with Marilyn instead. Your loss, fucker.

I wanna choke you...and not in a sexual way! Ugh.

You're blowing my mind, maybe in time. Baby, I can get you in my ride

My inner thighs are sore as fuck.

I'm gonna say what I feel, idc what you think.

Say what you want about me, but I'm not a hypocrite.

Running an oatmeal bath for Mar. Hopefully it helps.