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16 yr old Brazilian boy dies from masturbating 42 times in one night? Who the hell was counting?
Roses are Red, Facebook is Blue, 26 mutual friends, but who the f%#K are you?
Accidental shooting at Gardena High School? How do u accidentally shoot TWO people? Smh
That awkward moment between birth and death is my life.
It's too quiet when Marilyn isn't home. It's nice at first, but now I miss her.
There's a damn bird on my tree and it won't stop chirping. Imma shoot the fucker if it doesn't stfu.
When conversations stop being awkward <3
Bitch, don't kill my vibe!
He's hogging the bed. I guess I'll sleep with Marilyn instead. Your loss, fucker.
I wanna choke you...and not in a sexual way! Ugh.
You're blowing my mind, maybe in time. Baby, I can get you in my ride
My inner thighs are sore as fuck.
I'm gonna say what I feel, idc what you think.
Say what you want about me, but I'm not a hypocrite.
Running an oatmeal bath for Mar. Hopefully it helps.
I'm the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid. (T.I.)