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If Mnet ever tries a Jersey Shore-type show it should be those Afrikaans kids who spend their summers in Struisbaai. They are something else
"Things got a bit out of hand & we'd had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets" -David Cameron,Oxford,1986
"She died as she lived; pretending to like hiking"
Dave Franco's eyebrows deserve their own appreciation day.
Some days I want to take my brain out for a minute, put it on ice and go for a walk without having to think.
"We feel free because we lack the very language to articulate our unfreedom" - Žižek
Gays overreact about everything & lesbians underplay everything. We'll compliment every detail & they'll say something mellow like, "Cool"
Every girl in pop sounds like Katy Perry these days
It's funny when people still retweet those #FFs. WE ARE ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU DIPSHIT!!
Hope I'm never PT-Cruiser-out-of-touch with the world
Looking for someone who can touch me like I touch myself. I mean exactly the same way. Never mind, I'll do it.
Among Kim's "irreconcilable differences" is the fact that Kris doesn't have a black man's shlong.
Tip for losing weight: Turn head left, then turn right. Repeat every time you are asked to eat.
This could almost be a deeply existential q: "Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?" #bestofyahooanswers