RT @headius: “This is the best iOS 6 maps picture ever” http://t.co/W7B20EL4 (I checked. This is real.)

Seriously tempted to rewrite the Twitter exploit so instead of blacked out text you see a link to http://xkcd.com/327/

David Blunkett admits the "AV costs £250m" figure was "made-up": http://bit.ly/kpKzYi This is beyond farce #YesToAV

UK citizenship: now with automatic free cloud-based backup of emails, Facebook messages, bookmarks, browsing history, … #telldaveeverything

If you run a marathon, and then an explosion happens, and you immediately run towards it and start tending the wounded, you’re a hero.

@aiannucci My wife’s The Thick Of It birthday cake, made by my sis @cakeyhayley. Might amuse you…?  http://vine.co/v/b1wZXYzOIMO   http://twitpic.com/c0fg3v 

Curious about how small the user interface would look on a 7.85" iPad Mini? Use your 10" iPad to see: http://t.co/wc6feRGV (I made this!)

Accidentally deleted an important email. Can I restore from your copy, please, Mr Cameron? #telldaveeverything (http://t.co/kFHi4pPy)

If you watch it backwards, Twitter's API is a remake of A Christmas Carol; a bitter control freak wins friends by becoming helpful and kind.

Holy shitsnacks -- US Department of Homeland Security is now entitled to vet UKians flying to Cuba, Canada, and Mexico: http://t.co/YGbsF20t

Apple sold 5000 tickets to WWDC at $1600 each in less than ten hours. $800k/hr. Developers, developers, developers, as someone once said.

Reword Google's announcement for 10 years ago and to say "broadband" instead of "wireless". Come back to today. Do we still have Skype?

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: following my promotion last week, a recruiter has asked if I want to apply for the vacancy I left behind.

Move over, "Greengrocer Apostrophe's"; there's a "new" sign-writing grammatical "failure" in town: http://t.co/uvrU93Dg (via @garethaveyard)

Apple doesn't often make crummy UX decisions, but when it does, it invents Shake to Undo.

I once had to share seven Indian flatbreads between zero people. We had NaN naan each.

iPhone 4: Two mics. iPhone 5: three mics. iPhone 5S: two turntables and a microphone.

Anyone else noticed the "new iPad" has a 70% bigger battery than the iPad 2? (42.5 W vs 25 W) Guess that Retina display sucks juice. #tuaw

We live in a world in which one man’s choice of smartphone platform can make people feel threatened and/or insulted. Well done, humanity.

The inevitable has landed: a Tumblr documenting the worst of iOS 6 Maps http://t.co/84mgWYr4 /HT @trojankitten§