@PenLlawen's (Richard) most faved Tweets...
I dunno. You grow up swearing you won't turn out like your father, and then suddenly one day there you are, sending tanks into Iraq.
After two weeks of living out of a suitcase, "clean" and "dirty" clothing are no longer the binary states demanded by good etiquette.
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Sadly more than 140 characters turned up at Mars Bar last night. Latecomers had to go to Oakland to the Twitlonger meetup. #sftu
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Tweeting. On an iPhone. In a coffee shop. In San Francisco. Wearing clothes from the Gap.
I am all clichéd out.
I am all clichéd out.
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Me, to two Mormon evangelicals who just stopped me in the street: "Back off, man. I'm a scientist." WHY HAVE I NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE?!
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The service here is so slow I can't tell if the waiter is approaching with our drinks or merely getting closer because of continental drift.
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This Caesar salad is almost my perfect lunch; it needs just a touch more dressing and a half pound bacon cheeseburger with curly fries.
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I returned home to an empty house after taking @sista_flapjack to the airport. It feels like I've been kicked in my soul's testicles.
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Google Buzz is perfect for me because my dick jokes are too well endowed to fit in a 140 character box.
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Trying to pin responsibility on the office weasel, who's trying to pin it on me. To defeat the enemy, I must become the enemy.
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Heathrow Airport involves so much walking I'm expecting to turn a corner and find myself back in San Francisco.
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Proof that Americans cannot hold their "liquor": this bar has 50 "patrons" and one urinal, yet no queue. In the UK we'd be peeing in sinks.
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I spent two hours making eight portions of bolognese sauce to use up two sticks of leftover celery.
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