@mike_checker dare I ask you to explain this Dutch Rudder?

submitted my application. If all goes well, this time next year I may be out the front servin the lawyers, conveyancers, and general public.

Honey, the devil may wear Prada, but Hitler prefers Dior.

@almostheavenly watch out Meryl Streep

@originalnixster b sure to yell out "This, is, Sparta!"

"@joe_mcclean: Hollywood Christmas parade! pic.twitter.com/uKwXyWYm" @originalnixster

@originalnixster oh dear, I just read that as diarrhoea

Train aircon induced sleepy

@tigersgoroooar "in the butt"

@mssugar_kisses preppin for Halloween?

@stephvelander & u shouldn't have to

#NoodleMarkets http://t.co/pOLqbBKR

#NoodleMarkets http://t.co/rQMbAxh8

#NoodleMarkets http://t.co/LtXX3RnD

Dammit! If I answer the phone in my left hand, the book cover

Sad to hear it turned ugly. Will have to read up about it tomorrow. Right now I just want to read about fictional Renaissance assassins.

@mssugar_kisses there may be a percentage of the population that won't be repelled at all, unfortunately.

And I would do anything for Love. Yes I would do anything for LOVE. But I won't let you near my arse.

“@stephvelander Green fairy anyone? http://t.co/hwkLfrrg” thats pretty cool

«@almostheavenly «@walmartin2011 I need a woman who enjoys long romantic walks in the liqour store.»» @originalnixster