Self-Reflection. Sometimes all the answers you need is all in the act itself.

"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it." -Chinese Proverb

If you don't look ugly working out. Then you're not working hard enough!!

I will question any man's sexuality if he even so much glimpses at the show: Glee.

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you ... simply... makes you... stranger."

I have an idea for Black women who hate when White women date Black men: Learn how to like White men.

I dislike pretty gals who dislike other pretty gals.

Moms don't like me because I brainwash their sons starting with my hands first, breasts second, mouth third, vagina fourth and anal fifth.

Kissing my ass won't guarantee a shot at my pussy. But I may give you a hand-job. Okay.

Internet. May you please work? I'd like to use and abuse you before I go to muscle dream sleep please.

"Basic law of estrogen: We're right, you're wrong. Shut up!"

Just because they have a way with words doesn't mean you should trust them. Don't be stupid!

Hate when your close to cumming during oral. Then a fart tries to sneak by with the intent to humiliate you.

1. Recovering cocaine addict. 2. Big Pimp. 3. Slept with over 300 males. 4. Enjoys bisexual men. 5. Deceitful cunt! #5FactsAboutMyMom

Isn't strange how people only want certain details about your life? Like are ya Single? Married? Kids? How much you weigh? Have sex often?

Fucking tired! Oh and crampy. Who wants to pull on my tampon string?

Love has nothing to do with Sex. But Sex can have everything to do with Love.

"Never rest till your good is better and your better is best!"

Turns out I've asked yet another gay guy out. This would be an estimation of six gay guys I've asked out. Straight men don't do it for me.

Then there are those shits you take that come out of your ass and FEEL exactly like anal beads. Know what I mean jellybean?