Guy Fieri's Bathroom Nightmares

#RIPRushLimbaugh 10 years ago we had John Jobs, John Cakes and Rush Limbaugh. Now we have forensic dildo examiners en route to the autopsy.

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Girls Gone Wildebeest

Live from New York! It's thousands of eels!

@hermit_thrush grind pawns until you can afford new armor

@jcoglan Girl call me JSON because I don't get dates.

@medical_sword Topped only by the short-lived "Put Dr. Pepper up your ass" campaign.

White History Brunch

@613jfc_lucky @a_girl_irl @nra Jesus dude do you kiss your gun with that mouth?

I saw the best minds of my generation going to work on a Web front-end to a source control system with poor usability.

@notfaulty p. fucked up letting an atheist raise a baby

@mattytalks breakfast waffle taco is proof that God loves us and wants us to have diarrhea

@moonpolysoft @capotej hey grandpa tell us again what life was like before catastrophic warming forced us into a life of feudal peasentry

Juan Knight in Bangkok

@regisl THINK ABOUT THE BACKS OF KNEES

@tinybaby The Help: even when it is about black people it is about white people.

P. upset that soylent.me isn't where I can sign up to be turned into nutritive slurry.

What idiot called them Slovakian Friends instead of Czech Mates?

@nice_mustard "The Office (US)" is basically a big subtweet of "The Office (UK)".