Silicon in the City #replaceawordinasitcomwithanelementfromtheperiodictable

My daughter's lifetime babysitting savings just earned 1 cent in quarterly interest. Thanks new economy...that's gonna help pay for college!

TIN AND A HALF MEN #replaceawordinasitcomwithanelementfromtheperiodictable

Everybody Loves Radium #replaceawordinasitcomwithanelementfromtheperiodictable

@heykarlin a whiskey SODASTREAM should be called a "heykarlin" in bars everywhere!

@admiralakbrown Statler and Waldorf...that's two so I'll go with Waldorf, if he's the one on the right. Our right not their right.

@billmc7 Death looks like your best out.

I found something grosser than Burger King food...Burger King food at an airport. #nootherchoice

@prodigalsam been following you for a while and this is some of you finest works. Wish I could follow in your nub prints.

Today I settle disputes by dueling with swords like in the 1700's. Tomorrow back to Wikipedia and sarcasm.

@heykarlin It's actually Velma...but otherwise spot on!

@heykarlin So you're still at Knott's?

@heykarlin I realize what a ridiculous live my whole life has been Willie Loman

@heykarlin looks like 500 is in reach tonight! You are too funny for the robots. Just don't forget the early adopters of your twitter fame.

@heykarlin if I haven't taught my children the Temple of doom is crap I have failed as a parent.

@heykarlin watched Black Adder back and 4th last night ...hugh, rowan and stephen funnier in tv special than last 6 sandler or ferrell pics!

@billmc7 as long as it's Physical....