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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
I finally figured out the answer to the question "What do I want to be when I grow up?" the answer is "Little Again!!"
Oh, so you wanna argue? bring it I got my CAPS LOCK ON!
Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
It's so much fun to be friends with someone who enjoys life, someone who can find humor in almost any situation.
كان مالهم الفلول يا ولاد الوسخة.
I'm old enough to know what is wrong but young enough to do it anyways!
There are people who think you should drink more and there are people who think you drink less. The Common opinion is that you should drink!
The only time I miss Cairo is when I wanna pee!
Thanks a lot wel3a guy, my shirt looks phenomenal now.
I would respect an honest enemy more than a dishonest friend.
You wanna leave your country, family and friends, remember one thing....whatever you are doing now you won't be able to do it when u leave!
You girls amaze me with the way you lie.
Don't you ever under estimate the power of a prayer.
Where are you from.
What's your name?
EH DAH MEN MASR WE ESMAK MICHAEL!!
Everything is funnier when you are not allowed to laugh.
Sometimes you give up on people you know for so long because enough of their bullshit!
Friends are the most important thing in life and unfortunately it's not easy to make them.
Life is a shit sandwich and it's always lunch time.
Biggest lie ever: I have read and accepted the terms to use.