Even winter doesn't come on time in Egypt.

مشربتش من نيلها، جربت تغن... "جربنا كل حاجة مش نافع اخرسي!!

When a girl is talking, listen to her eyes.

Egypt is turning to hell by people who think they're going to heaven. #MB #Egypt

Muslims aren't Perfect. Islam is. Don't get confused.

In the end you are the only one there for you!

When woman says "do whatever you want." DO NOT EVER DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

Speechless! http://t.co/c63HHuYE

They say if you're afraid of something it will come to you. I'm very afraid of hot tanned guys with six packs and green eyes.

Here's to every good memory with someone who became a stranger.

Feeling VERY old! http://t.co/GK1ufUuD

واحد دخل ابوه عليه و هو بيذاكر قالّه : بتذاكر ؟! قال : لا الدخول مجاني! #AlshetElyom

سبت - أحد - اثنين - مليونية - أربعاء - خطاب - باسم يوسف

When I get headache, I take 2 Aspirin and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle.

و أنا في المدرسة بفضل ابص علي المروحة و أفكر لو وقعت هتموت مين.

Smart people forgive, stupid people forget.

You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, & the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless!

Google, I dont need you to tell me how quickly you found the results. Chill. Relax. You got the job.

ابن فكهانى فى امتحان قاعد يعيط فسالوه بتعيط ليه قالهم اناناسى كل حاجة.. ومشمش عارف أحل.. موز معقول اللى بيحصل ده .. تين أم الامتحانات.

You stop being a man the moment you hurt your woman.