Why do I have the feeling that Bachmann and Palin are competing to be the whore in Revelations when the world ends next year?

Methinks Palin is traveling to be able to claim foreign policy experience... Ruh roh

So, whatever you tweet today, follow it up with #isupportthepresident spread it like wildfire

The Revolution is the war when we fought w British allies against the Canadians and Mexicans for our right to bear arms. #palinhistory

The U.S. should require Palin to have a huge disclaimer tattooed to her forward when she speaks in other countries on behalf of Americans.

Artists beware. @imagixs may be selling rights to your work without your permission.

@michaelskolnik The derivative and swap trading that caused this mess are often carried out by "young" people. #Romneyisstupid

@ezraklein @josephine73 Romney's record is moderate but his PlattForm is whatever his donors want it to be.

Does it not seem disingenuous that GOP members who defend tax cuts for the wealthy are outraged by vulture capitalism?

"Mitt, what's your favorite color?" "Obama's favorite color is an abysmal failure and he's destroying our country!" #heonlysaysonething

A mic check tonight at the debate would make a mighty fine early birthday present!

Have hurricane damage and don't believe gov should pay for FEMA? Prove it and don't put in a claim. Like that will happen. #hypocrites #tpot

Sick of political extortion? Today is a good day to start campaigning hard for Democratic candidates for Congress. Take back the House! #p2

McConnell looks and acts like a turtle, tucking into his shell when the Democrats scare him #isupportthepresident

Because I like having a president who can actually complete a sentence #isupportthepresident

I do believe Satan must be a Tea Party Lobbyist.

If you can't read this email, it's because I crossed through parts of it on the screen with a magic marker. #PalinEmailSubjects

@sarahpalinusa Ironic how you use PAC money so that you don't have to get a real job while encouraging the idea that poor people r lazy.

If the believers are right about the Rapture coming Saturday, then 2012 elections should go great for liberals, theoretically anyway. Cool!

@awienick @selfdeprecate @johnfugelsang Just Wow. Everyday the sheep top themselves with lack of logic.