Remember the NHS? Nation's biggest employer? Free healthcare at the point of use? Got privatised this week. Let's talk about pasties. #bbcqt

Nadine "I'm a nurse" Dorries was a nurse for 3 years 30 years ago. By that rationale, I'm a toddler. #bbcqt

MMR is trending. Everyone should read @bengoldacre on how the media created a health scare. And vaccinate your kids. http://t.co/Tit77HM8

Latest No 10 line is Andrew Mitchell *did* insult the police, but he was sarcastically repeating something he thought Anton Ferdinand said.

Never mind nurses; why not make all MPs spend a year working as healthcare assistants before they're allowed to vote for NHS privatisation?

Well done Vettel. Well done Bernie. Well done King Hamad. Well done John Yates. Move along. Nothing to see here. http://t.co/ndi7jJpO

Is there a way to convert Twitter rage into electric power? Melanie Phillips is on #bbcqt tonight, and we might be able to save the planet.

OK, we're 45 minutes in and so far no-one's thanked the NHS through the medium of dance. Ungrateful bastards.

Last century I was trained as a doctor, for free, to work in an NHS providing universal healthcare, for free. What have we done? #SavetheNHS

Let's remind ourselves how the NHS was rated in 2010 - 6 years *after* GP contract, but before Hunt's lot took over.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10375877 

Never had much love for NHS Direct, but this is pretty awesome: https://t.co/yLWAHo9b

NHS: Sold. Roads: For Sale. Police: For Sale. Keep an eye on your grandmother cos the Coalition are looking for new things to privatise.

I voted Lib Dem in 2010. I'm buying a rottweiler in case anyone turns up on my doorstep with a yellow rosette next time. #lostvotes #ldconf

Tories now 16 points behind in the polls. Maybe it's time for a new electoral slogan? http://t.co/2RmEiaVN (HT @tristan_cox)

Without immigration, the NHS would have collapsed many times over. So put your dog whistle where only a colonoscope will find it, Jeremy.

Andrew Mitchell's reputation hangs by a thread. His position is near untenable. The last guy that happened to is now our Health Secretary.

Depressing. Science shows us "Health check MOTs" confer no benefit. The Dept of Health says *SCIENCE MUST BE WRONG*.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19964600 …

If my timeline is anything to go by "FUCK OFF DAVID CAMERON" is about to trend. #paralympics #bringingpeopletogether #inspireageneration

Ken Loach is right. Why can't the BBC bring itself to mention the @nhaparty? Let's have @cpeedell for @bbcextraguest. RT if you agree.

HEALTH MINISTERS! Have YOU broken the NHS? Need a scapegoat? Try this handy crib sheet! #NHSBlameBingo  http://twitpic.com/cvjj4o  (@mgtmccartney