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Remember the NHS? Nation's biggest employer? Free healthcare at the point of use? Got privatised this week. Let's talk about pasties. #bbcqt
Latest No 10 line is Andrew Mitchell *did* insult the police, but he was sarcastically repeating something he thought Anton Ferdinand said.
Never mind nurses; why not make all MPs spend a year working as healthcare assistants before they're allowed to vote for NHS privatisation?
Is there a way to convert Twitter rage into electric power? Melanie Phillips is on #bbcqt tonight, and we might be able to save the planet.
OK, we're 45 minutes in and so far no-one's thanked the NHS through the medium of dance. Ungrateful bastards.
Last century I was trained as a doctor, for free, to work in an NHS providing universal healthcare, for free. What have we done? #SavetheNHS
NHS: Sold. Roads: For Sale. Police: For Sale. Keep an eye on your grandmother cos the Coalition are looking for new things to privatise.
I voted Lib Dem in 2010. I'm buying a rottweiler in case anyone turns up on my doorstep with a yellow rosette next time. #lostvotes #ldconf
Without immigration, the NHS would have collapsed many times over. So put your dog whistle where only a colonoscope will find it, Jeremy.
Andrew Mitchell's reputation hangs by a thread. His position is near untenable. The last guy that happened to is now our Health Secretary.
If my timeline is anything to go by "FUCK OFF DAVID CAMERON" is about to trend. #paralympics #bringingpeopletogether #inspireageneration
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