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I don't know who asks me more rapid fire inane questions: my five year old nephew or the gas pump.
If you put Zack Morris and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air together, you get Macklemore.
I feel bad for the one guy in Nigeria that REALLY does have gold deposited in his name but needs help to get it. He's got no chance.
Nothing like the awkwardness of a single adult slowly wading in a hotel pool.
Has anyone checked to see if there is a treasure map on the back of the Dead Sea Scrolls?
Someone should tell Adrian Peterson that just because gay marriage becomes legal doesn't mean every man has to marry another man.
Carey Mulligan: looks 20, sounds 50, acts...30ish.
First thing they teach you at culinary school is to cross your arms whenever your picture is taken.
Its nice that the Fast and Furious 6 trailer explains the whole set up for the movie b/c I don't like getting bogged down with backstory.
Alright, guy in all black with a pony tail and scruffy beard, it's obvious that you're "more than just a waiter".
20 years later and I still think Gordon Bombay could have done a lot better then Charlie's mom.
Dunston Checks In The Heat Of The Night #ohchat
The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies #ohchat
Kim Kardashian is now dating 2Pac's hologram.
Herman Cain made the two women feel uncomfortable? Wouldn't it be hilarious if the women were just racist.
Growing Chest Pains #DepressingSitcoms
Jorts by any other name, would make them just a little better.
I really enjoyed the hour long trailer for The Governor's new spinoff that AMC showed this week instead of a Walking Dead episode.
godfather, uncle, brother, son, human, attempting to be a typer.