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I just wished 6 people happy birthday on facebook, so yea, I think I'm going to take the rest of the week off.
Bartering through texts with Craigslist sellers always feels like a hostage negotiation.
If I ever bring a sandwich to work, there is a 9/10 chance I'm eating it before 10 AM.
"You can delete house hunters but DO NOT delete house hunters international" shots fired from my buddie's gf.
It's hard to tell when you've become an adult, but I would guess it is right around the time you start putting lettuce in your sandwiches.
"In terms of instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin. It's an amazing feeling." John Mulaney stand up is the best.
Come on cereal commercials, who the hell drinks a glass of milk while eating a bowl of cereal?
"She got ironic tatoos on her back/ that ain't ironic bitch I love Rugrats."
"This is my dream job!"- a lying H&R block "tax specialist"
Definitely a 2 hot dogs, chips, a root beer and a big red soda kind of day.
I live, and will probably die, by the five second rule.
Listening to sports radio at work because... I don't know, I'm getting old?
I live, and will probably die, by the five second rule. /Blazer fan.