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"Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow!" #StudentLife
Dear men who wear skinny jeans - you took the phrase "getting in her pants" wrong
Dear Kamloops - it's remembrance Day ... Not "Drink-my-face-off day" . Signed, frustrated liquor store cashier.
Fuck being a lady... I wear shorts under my dresses so I can sit like a man #classy
Me referring to popcorn "The deeper you go, the better it it gets." #ThatsWhatSheSaid
#beliebersOnTwitterActLike Justin died for their sin or something.
Nothing brings two people together like the hatred of a third person. #truth
If the most important decision she has ever had to make is between Team Edward or Team Jacob then #shestooyoungforyoubro!
Broken condom style! Heeeeeey that's your baby! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
Well ain't I the biggest moron ever.
"That guy looks super manly in those skinny jeans!" --No one ever #truth