@michaelianblack didn't pay income tax last year because I made $7,000 while paying $46,000 to go to law school to one day defend the poor

@amaeryllis so wait, first she was a huge slut, now she's a lesbian? can people make up their mind? @monicacrowley

The problem with the "don't blame guns, blame the mental illness" crowd is that they don't care about mental health, either.

This is getting out of hand. RT @indians Indians sign Pope/DH Benedict XVI to a minor league contract with a spring training invite.

Shooter apparently designed women's accessories, which means we'll probably ban those before we pass any laws dealing with guns.

@nycsouthpaw you know how many Thomas Kinkades we could buy with that money?

I can pretty much guess your region of birth based on your reaction to the Dodge farmer commercial

Are you actually gonna try this August? “@brayanvilla60: the season is coming let's go TIGERS !”

.@champaigncaviar is pretty sloppy right now and it's hilarious.

If your rule is actually "if you challenge a play we were going to review we won't review it" your rules are nonsensical and unfair.

Jayson Nix is all that stands between the Yankees and the offseason.

@nycsouthpaw if you unskew that poll it's 88/6 @jmartpolitico @ppppolls

@legaleagle I currently work for a suburban HS without a/c @zaidjilani

@chelsea_lauren 1998 me is so confused right now

@lana the baby who was born after that 17 month, 11 day pregnancy? Mike Trout @facthive

@life_in_the_d sad that an elected official would try and stifle speech @detroitpolitics @joshsidorowicz @charles_pugh

@life_in_the_d it's lame to try and get someone fired because they disagree with you. @detroitpolitics @joshsidorowicz @charles_pugh

@speakerbolger so using the anatomical term for a woman's genitals is inappropriate conduct? Do you listen to yourself?

@amaeryllis why do I have to pay for peoples Claritin? You can survive hay fever.

Hey Jared Allen, you might find this helpful. –Love, PP. http://t.co/AxI2RlV8