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I thought I'd seen everything. Then I saw a porno which ended with two fellas jizzing on a size 5 Sondico footy. I dunno, man. I just don't.
In a panic, I stuff my porn into a bomb-proof safe. Teenage boys grab at me with their clammy hands. I curse the Coalition government.
An inordinate amounts of my tweets last night were about wanking and excrement. And by inordinate I mean 'a usual amount'.
I'm knackered. #wanking #girlfriend #wanking #coveredinit #jaysus #knackered
Just shaved me pubes. Now, you can't unknow that.
On the boredom-fuelled occasions I check the Activity tab, I see people favouriting tweets of their own which contain no links. Weird.
Low ears. Inarticulate. I scream Shauna. I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits.