@georgematanzas I hope my future husband will love me as much as dad loves the penguins from the Madagascar franchise

RT @famouscrab: what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid

Papa C is wearing army shorts with a Hawaiian shirt and just asked us all why we didnt stop him. Tension in the car #livetweets

Finding extreme places in the household to use my mood ring beginning with the oven

@georgematanzas jk youre andy rooney

Never has a waiter tried any harder... @georgematanzas #rocknroll

RT @meganamram: The Little Mermaid's SAT Verbal was probably 500 AT BEST

RT @thatsnotkosher: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my son, raise him as your own and save him from the Pharaoh's wrath

Every sunday just feels like a glorified game of chicken between me and my homework

@sarahsmeltz2 Typical monday night tumblr streak #youmygurlgabriella #foreveradarbus

@georgematanzas I just told dad he looked like Guy Fieri and he took it as a compliment. #downwardspiral

RT @hipstermermaid: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens kittens and kittens and more pictures of kittens. Maria von Trapp's Pinterest

Its even difficult to bring myself to do nothing

@georgematanzas 's computer has a "kanyenachos.jpeg" file

I NEED TO WATCH BIG FISH NOW!

Who is that over there....? "Oh, thats my roommate's nurse mother" @georgematanzas #mystrangeaddiction

But in all seriousness

Watch out world, Max Alexander is officially an Arrested Development fan. #getreadyforquotes

Aaaaaaaaand now if everyone could go ahead and turn on vh1 to enjoy one of the best movies ever thatd be greeeat

LOLed hardcore RT @michaelianblack: I love Coldplay because they're like Radiohead without all the goddamned thinking.