Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
BREAKING: Alan Jones will hold 2:30 press conference to apologize for 11:30 press conference.
See how that works? I tweeted you and made you laugh and so you followed me. If twitter were a pub, we'd be sleeping together later...
Under Anna Bligh's reign Queensland has never lost a State of Origin series. It's on you now, Campbell Newman.
If Darrell Lea goes bust a lot of blokes are going to have to learn how to just say sorry and look like they mean it.
Tom Waterhouse claims to know what punters want, yet he keeps appearing over and over on my tv.
That's the opposite of what I want.
Fathers Day. Shout out to all those tweeps who weren't raised by a father, but are making it in life despite that! Good work!
I bet you any money that coffee was invented on a Monday...
An embarrassing decision definately decided tonight's State of Origin. The NSW decision to kick for goal from 40m while trailing 10-12.
BREAKING: Most amazing coincidence in history. Refs cost NSW game for seventh consecutive year!
Leo Farrell at the #Cairns weather bureau: the highest recorded rainfall this weekend here: 404mm in 72hrs! The average, about 300! #bigwet
Can't read one more comment on 2DayFm's prank call. The only message out of it is: If your feeling like you're up against it, call 131114.
BREAKING: NRL to ban the cut-out pass. Considered far too entertaining. Offloads expected to come under heavy scrutiny next.
I'm on the radio in Cairns, love sports, dislike negativity. Cleveland Browns will win a Superbowl soon. Trust me!