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if you tweet while I am tweeting it better be fucking epic.
you gotta be pretty fucking weird to be weird around here
Rule 1: I can do whatever I want.
following me will cause insanity
light thy path in darkness with a zippo & be glad the fallen tree did not fell thee
can you feel me thinking about you?
I wish I was a dog in a room full of people who loved to pet dogs
hey you, my subtweets were about you
humans are not to be trusted
Ive been watching ancient aliens for 6 hours, 3 of it asleep. I believe.
issues? me? no.....
show me your fucked up side
the longer you make me wait the more I'll think of you
I see you've perfected the silent treatment subtweet
Im just like Tarzan, only I dont have a Jane or a tan or a monkey or a cool ass tree fort, but other than that.....
RT if Ive ever fired you from a catapult
took a 10 minute break after putting on my socks, I dont see work going to well
I vote we get high
dont worry I'll start telling jokes soon & yer gonna laugh & laff & laugh & then I'll tell you the punchline
we should pool our money together, buy a tropical island & say fuck. the. world.