if you tweet while I am tweeting it better be fucking epic.

you gotta be pretty fucking weird to be weird around here

Rule 1: I can do whatever I want.

following me will cause insanity

light thy path in darkness with a zippo & be glad the fallen tree did not fell thee

hey you, my subtweets were about you

I wish I was a dog in a room full of people who loved to pet dogs

can you feel me thinking about you?

humans are not to be trusted

Ive been watching ancient aliens for 6 hours, 3 of it asleep. I believe.

issues? me? no.....

show me your fucked up side

the longer you make me wait the more I'll think of you

Im just like Tarzan, only I dont have a Jane or a tan or a monkey or a cool ass tree fort, but other than that.....

RT if Ive ever fired you from a catapult

took a 10 minute break after putting on my socks, I dont see work going to well

I vote we get high

dont worry I'll start telling jokes soon & yer gonna laugh & laff & laugh & then I'll tell you the punchline

do whatever the hell you want

we should pool our money together, buy a tropical island & say fuck. the. world.