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if you tweet while I am tweeting it better be fucking epic.
you gotta be pretty fucking weird to be weird around here
Rule 1: I can do whatever I want.
following me will cause insanity
light thy path in darkness with a zippo & be glad the fallen tree did not fell thee
I wish I was a dog in a room full of people who loved to pet dogs
can you feel me thinking about you?
hey you, my subtweets were about you
humans are not to be trusted
Ive been watching ancient aliens for 6 hours, 3 of it asleep. I believe.
issues? me? no.....
show me your fucked up side
the longer you make me wait the more I'll think of you
I see you've perfected the silent treatment subtweet
Im just like Tarzan, only I dont have a Jane or a tan or a monkey or a cool ass tree fort, but other than that.....
RT if Ive ever fired you from a catapult
took a 10 minute break after putting on my socks, I dont see work going to well
I vote we get high
dont worry I'll start telling jokes soon & yer gonna laugh & laff & laugh & then I'll tell you the punchline
we should pool our money together, buy a tropical island & say fuck. the. world.