@defragovuk @2vexed2 @nfutweets Can? Monkeys "can" use typewriters. Its not an efficient way to get an encyclopedia written. #badgermonday

@defragovuk @cbogtrotter which surely makes whole exercise pointless in accordance to reasoning if disease remains in the remnant population

Tis the season to justify to friends those Christmas sings that have haunted your mp3 shuffle function for the last 12 months @twoptwips

@arenaflowers ok so here are my answers before I do. 1) Quark 2) Nebuchoneezer 3) 1929 4) Chicory Tip 5) It was bitten off by an otter

Recreate, nay, surpass the wonders of sundried tomatoes by eating your own belt with ketchup @twoptwips

Argentina. Trust me, what you really want is the Isle of Man. @twoptwips

Gain several extra unwanted followers from the #sex trade #marketing world and the #birdwatching community by retweeting this @twoptwips

“@qikipedia: Pandas mark their territory by doing a handstand against a tree and peeing as high as they can.” of course they do

@twoptwips World leaders A great way to build new relationships with enemies is to make demands of their leader the day after their dad dies

EU financiers stimulate international trade by substituting your countries currency for Panini football stickers @twoptwips