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@shelbyfero Possible old man no longer has comprehension of object permanence, now believes you to be a wizard.
@rachelkiley Oh I hope he's asleep at that table in judge's robes tomorrow.
@rachelkiley God help us if your reality-altering superpowers ever manifest.
@caycepollard “Fucktown was burning.” #openingsentences
Maybe Kate Beckinsale and Milla Jovovich have some weird bet between them and that’s why we keep getting Underworld and Resident Evil films.
@caycepollard Hopefully this is where @rachelkiley replies with something along the lines of “I lamped @maureenjohnson 35 minutes ago.”
@rachelkiley Cuz @caycepollard's the friend you deserve, but not the one you need right now. So you'll vent to her, because she can take it.
@rachelkiley Wow that started trending quickly. #killrachel
@rachelkiley We've learned to accept you.
@rachelkiley I never let my complete ignorance of a subject stop me from professing full understanding. Not about to start now.
@rachelkiley Rachel you died in the first scene.
@rachelkiley Some don’t even realize they’ve been canceled. Just keep reliving the same futile struggle, never making progress.
@rachelkiley I wish I could tell you that Canceled-TV-Show-Character Purgatory wasn’t a dark, cold, empty place of sadness but…*looks away*
@mpanighetti MARIO I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP IN TIME I'M NOT READY
A miserable little pile of secrets. RT @wondroushippo: What is a man?
@rachelkiley they could each have matching Bane masks.
@mpanighetti @rachelkiley Create a shortcut in the keyboard settings so that the abbreviation “fuck” is replaced with “fuck”.
@hey_frey NIXON CAN STILL WIN THIS
@rachelkiley Ra¢hel Ki£ey
@maureenjohnson How can you be sure of that? Maybe all you did was give that boy an appetite for screams.
Born on a Monday.