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Ironically, The Computer was invented to save our time...
Time doesn't heal, it moulds people.
Your Inspirational tweets inspired me to Block you..
Put your earphones on, turn the music off. Listen to your family conspire against you :P
College: When no. of hidden folders in your PC > No. of Visible Folders.
Government fears protesters more than the criminals.
Only in India: Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching porn & Porn stars are becoming actors!
Leading cause of Obesity is "Free home delivery".
Moms and their obsession of making us fold the blankets after leaving bed :|
Yo chicken so fresh, they cooked it even before the worms were digested.. #KFC
Yesterday just randomly asked a friend.. "Yaar teri company kya banati hai?"..He grinned at me and said "Meri company Chutiya banati hai" :D
You can either click photos, or be in the moment..
I am sure Twitter Celebs face a hard time resisting the temptation to reply to mentions. They make sacrifices for the title of an Asshole!
You are as fake as marriage photos.
I Love to be left alone by myself....and Laptop, and External HDD and Wifi.
I am telling you. Nokia 1100 is still the best phone ever invented!!