Ironically, The Computer was invented to save our time...

Time doesn't heal, it moulds people.

Bitch Please ---> pic.twitter.com/hXsObTX0

Your Inspirational tweets inspired me to Block you..

Put your earphones on, turn the music off. Listen to your family conspire against you :P

College: When no. of hidden folders in your PC > No. of Visible Folders.

I don't understand why people keep sending "Birthday Calender Request" on #FB? You already get notified about your friends' B'day..

Government fears protesters more than the criminals.

Only in India: Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics, Politicians are watching porn & Porn stars are becoming actors!

Leading cause of Obesity is "Free home delivery".

Moms and their obsession of making us fold the blankets after leaving bed :|

Yo chicken so fresh, they cooked it even before the worms were digested.. #KFC

Yesterday just randomly asked a friend.. "Yaar teri company kya banati hai?"..He grinned at me and said "Meri company Chutiya banati hai" :D

Gonna die of laughing today ---> http://t.co/gRXIelwY

You can either click photos, or be in the moment..

I am sure Twitter Celebs face a hard time resisting the temptation to reply to mentions. They make sacrifices for the title of an Asshole!

You are as fake as marriage photos.

I Love to be left alone by myself....and Laptop, and External HDD and Wifi.

Anyone here who works in Aricent? #Help #Urgent Pls RT.

I am telling you. Nokia 1100 is still the best phone ever invented!!