Jimmy Carr is looking like Ross in that episode of Friends where he gets his teeth whitened #8Outof10Cats

Nice looking new mail app for Mac http://t.co/LJzLRtso

She's the kind that always mentions she was in Meatloafs song. "Biscuit? Yes please, I had a biscuit that day I sang for Meatloaf" #TheVoice

Zimbabwe just getting on a plane now, to make it to London in time for Z

Screw your Brazilian dancers, weve got this http://t.co/AvThuaXf

The best thing about Muse is when they stop

Rapper File names - Jessie Jpeg, PSDiddy, Notorious PNG

If on Facebook its called "Fraped" what's the slang going to be for Google+, "Groped"?

Ha #iPhone5 http://t.co/WFcD88JF

Killer new Camera app for iPhone? http://t.co/xlG4ccCe

The England team visited an oprhanage today in Soweto. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope", said Mbutto aged 6.”

Everything great that Danny Boyle created and presented to the world is slowly but surely being torn apart

James Bond just bought the Queen to the Olympics. Take that Beijing and your drummers, we win.

Russia's iTunes looks more fun

Compass and Slicy Will Make Your Sprites and Write Your CSS http://t.co/U9nawkqj

Mountain Lion OSX 10.8 http://t.co/n7jirnef via @deplorableword

Susan Boyle's official hashtag for the launch of her new album is  #susanalbumparty - Su’s anal bum party? spotted by @stevenpainter

Apple logo revamp http://t.co/TyRbGMhw

This isn't as enjoyable this year. Needs Noel and Russell, not David and Miranda #BigFatQuizoftheYear #zeebox http://t.co/5Z9J1tMM

So excited to see @computerarts iPad magazine is now fully iPad compatible. Subscription renewed.