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I know this is a dream because that 20-something CVS clerk's name was Theresa. Not possible.
Huge backlash to my pro-ham tweets from women in the Muslim & Jewish communities. Please know I keep a ham-free home & bed chamber ;)
"sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"
*turns to camera*
*cop starts breakdancing*
BRO TIP: text him "are you mad at me"
No one touch my penis for the next 20 minutes I'm doing an experiment.
THE WORST PART OF PNEUMONIA IS THAT IT WONT FUCKING GO AWAY ITS LIKE DUBSTEP
Sometimes I wish I was a merman so I could sleep in the tub and not die.
When Daft Punk wants to disguise themselves, they wear baseball caps and sunglasses over their helmets.
Congrats to Oprah! Just heard she made the cover of next month's O Magazine!!
What do people with high self-esteem fuck like
what a day to be online!
Here are some words that rhyme with my name AND describe me: cat.