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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    Gift @Pierre__4 Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    I'm about to try to follow somebody with a locked account. They got over 1,000 followers & 1 tweet. I gotta see this fucking tweet

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    I get real drunk before I renew my drivers license photo just incase I'm fucked up when the cops pull me over

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    If she's still got both earrings in when you done, take em out & put em in your ears then go make her a sandwich cause you fuck like a bitch

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    ME: I need a new phone, this one got wet

    VERIZON: How'd you get it wet

    ME: I talked dirty to it

    HIM: ......

    ME: Water asshole. How else?

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    Twitter's like having a hot neighbor who sunbathes nude. You wanna show your friends but know they'd come along & somehow fuck everything up

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    Pro Tip: If you can't do it with eye contact from across the room, there's not a pick up line in your arsenal that's gonna work on her

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    I don't know who's dumber

    My Gf, because she's mad at me for something I did in her dream last night

    Or me, because I apologized for it

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    COP: I've been following you for 10 minutes you asshole


    ME: I'm in a slump right now but my tweets will get better you son of a bitch

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    Siri why do girls say nothing's wrong when its obvious something is

    Siri?

    Siri?!

    What

    What's wrong

    Nothing

    Something's wrong

    I'M FINE

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    All my friends tell me how much they miss me on FB, except the few that found me on Twitter, they don't say a fucking word to me anymore

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    When I go to weddings I always make friends with the 1 dude who shows up in jeans because I guarantee that son of a bitch knows how to party

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself

    AND

    When a women asks if you notice anything different

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    Nobody's out of your league if you know what the fuck you're doing

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    If I ever find a girl whose pussy taste like Reese's peanut butter cups the only time I'm coming up for air is to get a sip of milk

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    I didn't use protection with my Gf because she told me she had an IUD

    Now I got a baby from a drunk dyslexic

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    If you spit when you're talking I kick when I'm listening

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    Don't worry newbies I had to google half the shit they talk about on here too

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  • Pierre__4
      Pierre @Pierre__4

    My girlfriend never fakes orgasms because apparently, it's easier to fake headaches

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I'm a New Orleans Fire Fighter not an English Teacher. If my spelling, grammar or puncuation piss you off, you should hear me talk.

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