I want to die.

I'm backing @justinbieber in paparazzi-gate. That photographer was a revoltingly rude, ignorant, foul-mouthed hooligan.

I listen to music by The Wanted > RT @niallofficial @piersmorgan do u just live on twitter! What else do you do in the day?

Now got roughly 25 million One Directioners abusing me - many thanks @harry_styles @real_liam_payne @louis_tomlinson

Obama said he'd get #BinLaden and he did. He said he'd get #Gadhafi and he did. He said he'd end #Iraq war, and he has. Impressive.

OOPS:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2160012/One-Direction-schoolboy-photos-leave-lads-feeling-embarrassed.html … @harry_styles @real_liam_payne @louis_tomlinson

What kind of legal system arrests a man for flour-bombing Kim Kardashian - but not a man who pursues & kills an unarmed teenager? #Trayvon

Why does any civilian in America need a weapon that can fire 100 rounds of ammunition at rapid speed? Give me ONE good reason?

OK, now you lot have crossed a line #WrongDirection > RT @real_liam_payne #BenWinstonFTW #PiersMorganIsSmelly

Apocalyptic > RT @mattbroderick_ Look at the New York sky. No words can describe this pic.twitter.com/rmEqp7IQ (via @emmafreud )

This sums it all up: pic.twitter.com/lKgV5RX8e1 (via @damolac )

Cheer up Todd Akin: if it's a legitimate loss, the body has a way of shutting it down. #Election #Senate

Should be a comma after grammar RT @jimgaffigan Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you.

Most disgusting thing I've watched in years. I want this woman arrested, and deported. Makes me ashamed to be British: http://t.co/akFJGSax

WATCH THIS: One incredibly brave #Hackney woman faces down the yobs in extraordinary, heroic style: http://t.co/vSBZeju

Love this picture, these people are the REAL Great Britain: http://t.co/6E3VGje #riotcleanup @lawcol888

I'm suicidal, Shrek. Thanks for asking. @waynerooney: @piersmorgan hello mate. How r u"

I don't think the half-time entertainer should ever be older than the #Superbowl itself. Sorry.

Amazing coincidence - Adolf Hitler's death in 1945 was also announced to the world on May 1.

"Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." Winston Churchill.