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Glasgow Hydro: 2 months behind schedule. Edinburgh trams: 40 months behind schedule. Conclusion: Glasgow knows how to build things.
Literally all of our poems were about sadness, death and danger and the questions were like "aw write about love and happiness and flowers"
AND I START THIS NEW JOB TOMORROW. i'll be a wee engineer.
*immigrants get jobs* FUCKING IMMIGRANTS TAKING ALL THE JOBS
*immigrants stay unemployed* FUCKING IMMIGRANTS LIVING OFF OUR BENEFITS
Someone just shouted "Ella! ELLA!!" in the coffee shop. Couldn't have wanted to shout "eh eh" more in my life.
I once went down a massive water slide backwards and my trunks fell off almost immediately and it was the most naked anyone has ever been.
Listening to Justin Timberlake while I fall asleep is the SAME THING as him singing me a lullaby, right?
I want a laptop so I can also play the sims and use cheat codes and make siblings woohoo/get loads of babies and kill them/other sick stuff
Tip for Scotrail: Find a better word than "terminate" for describing what happens at the last stop. "Where this service will end" maybe?
I despise that I adore you.
WELL SUSIE SALMON IF YE DIDNY AGREE TO GO TO AN UNDERGROUND CLUBHOUSE WITH A STRANGER MIBY YE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN RAPED AND MURDERED
i like the letter F because it looks like u can hang things from it aka it is sturdy and practical just like a pair of clarks shoes
I refuse to believe that all there is to life is getting a job and making babies. There must be something more.
I'm Pim, like the drink but only with one 'm'. I eat haggis with chopsticks. Originally from Thailand. I don't know how, or why I ended up in Scotland.