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#100factsaboutme #37 I don't call a doctor when I get a 4 hour erection...I call your mom. #pimphandstrong
I'd love to know how many N-bombs Romney has dropped in the last 20 minutes.
I bet Tim Tebow air guitars his ass off to Creed songs.
Today's date is 6/9. That is all.
I'm looking for a LeBron James sort of relationship. No ring and I can disappear when you really need me.
Is Chris Bosh's injury going to keep him out of Avatar 2?
If George Zimmerman is afraid of a black dude in a hoodie, wait until he sees a naked one in a prison shower.
Neil Armstrong leaves the same day Snooki goes into labor. One giant leap backwards for mankind, my friends.
Sonofabitch. My GPS can't find Rack City. :(
I'm proud of you, Lance Armstrong. It took a lot of ball to admit that.
Nothing says "I don't give a shit" like a Hawaiian shirt.
I hope gay ghosts are doing super gay stuff to homophobes while they're asleep.
By the way, congrats to Whitney on one week of sobriety. Keep it up, girl!
There are cheaper ways to get people to call you an asshole than buying Ed Hardy shirts.
Cool: Your girlfriend is precious. Uncool: Your girlfriend is Precious.
Hey school shooters, start with yourselves.
Hung like a horse and high as a giraffe's ass. Also, Ambassador to Saudi Labia. Also, not really Bill Clinton. email@example.com
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