Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Haha good luck at school, idiots.
Yea I've tried the three-way, hey let's try the Hemingway where we drink a lot, write simply-worded manly novels, and shoot ourselves.
Mother's Day was probably so awkward for Oedipus.
"I wanna fuck you like a Danimals," - A really fat Trent Reznor.
They call it a Randjob when a girl reads you passages from Atlas Shrugged and you enjoy it.
Big Time Rush is like Rush but better because they've finally hit the big time.
What do you call a bird who vehemently advocates environmental reform? Owl Gore! Haha thanks folks, follow me on Twitter dot com.
I almost gave a homeless guy money today, but it wasn't because he was homeless; I felt bad that he was wearing a Cleveland Browns shirt.
Samuel Dalembert scores 35 points in his 754th game, no player in NBA history has even taken more than 600 to have first 30-point game.