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STEVE, Y U NO HAVE JOBS?!
Steve Jobs: iQuit.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. Unless those words are "Here! Beat this guy with these sticks & stones!"
If I ever get a baby girl I'll name her "Commitment" so no boy will ever come close to her.
Bahrainis have been celebrating 11/11/11 for a long time now. We just called it wa7da wa7da wa7da.
A7ib bitch = أحبج
1983: ليش تبجي؟ أبجي على البمبرة - 2012: ليش تبجي؟ مسيل دموع راح في خشمي.
Sometimes I stay away from Twitter for a few hours, just so when I check my timeline later, I scroll down fast and go "WEEEEEE".
I-tweet-you, you-tweet-me, we're-a-twitter-family, with a DM here and an RT there, though I might block you cause I don't care.
Will the hot chicks I follow please stop changing their DPs to Steve Jobs' pic? What do you think I follow you for? Your tweets?
Action speaks louder than words. Explains why film directors don't yell "WORDS" when shooting a scene.
وراء كل رجل عظيم، إمرأة عظيمة لأنه سبيشل اوفر.
If you get DMs with links from your followers and it leads to a page that tells you to enter your username and password DON'T. It's a scam.
Politics in Bahrain is the new Justin Bieber. #MustHate
I thought Bahrain had summer and winter, I had no idea we also had duster.
Bahraini student: "UFF SCHOOL", Bahraini employee: "UFF WORK", Bahraini senior citizen: "UFF DEATH", Bahraini in grave: "UFF".
Bahraini Dude who's been 'revolting' way before this 'LuLu' thing started.