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wow you were right..that is a very tiny url..
i dont want any money.. i dont wanna be famous.. i just want to be naked.. and for you all to look.. muahaha..
on any given day of the week i get 5-10 political mailings..how many do you guess are printed on recyclable material?
"In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please."
i think my bunny is allergic to latex..
there is cute.. and then there is.. "i wanna star you more than once and retweet till morning"
if you think i am not paying attention you are wrong!Tweeting something like "IJUST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL!" screams..You are 12-16!!#unfollow
I HAVE A SAMMICH!!! and too much rum in my blood!! WTF?? its monday! oh crap. i did it again!
Today I found out Exactly How many Licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop..then i was abducted.. Tootsie KGB
am not a princess dont call me that.. furthest thing from one.. Ever..
we like to bitch about losing natural resources..and gas prices..THEY want to say they will be the ones to help it..Do we believe it? YES!
come in the box.. its safe here.
"oh please officer.. dont take me to jail while i am all vulnerable and neeked.. isnt there some way to work this out?" ~me. last year.
alright.. stars are whats really important here i have been told.. so.. you give me stars.. i will give you pics.. fair enough right..?
Stop being so obtuse. Just answer the question..
Trophies.. we dont need no fucking trophies.. we are super hilarious in our own heads..
5 more followers and there will be 666 of you.. its gonna be a good day..
muther fluckar..why am i always the last one to find a mushroom but the first to find a tick..so unfair..
well whos made an ass outta themselves now..?? me..?..NEVER.. but theres an 80% chance tomorrow..
My brain is feeling confused!!
We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.