@Pipperywitch's most faved Tweets...
A hot, humid, standing room only 35 minute subway ride with boob brushing, ass bumping, & dirty sneaky peaks all the way - it was wonderful.
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Mall bathrooms are in the same league as highway reststop bathrooms and back of the Greyhound bus bathrooms.
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no no no no no... sorry, just trying to use up my quota of "no" before the weekend starts. I don't plan on using it much... no no no no no
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Randomly appearing/disappearing Twitbots tell me I could have whiter teeth, a smaller bum, bigger boobs, and unlimited cash. I'd be perfect.
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To the older couple in the park: it may have looked like I was performing felatio on that glazed walnut crunch… okay, I was – and I like it.
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Help me. I've got house guests for a week. I didn't realize just what an internet junkie I am. I miss you guys. I'll sneak peaks when I can.
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"How. Hi are you?" Fuck! Fuck. Cringe. Cringe. It doesn't help if you are really high when you say it.
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I'm in one of those moods: flirtatious and vampy. There's going to be trouble I just know it. Should be fun.
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Please Mr. @BakeMyFish refrain from the Canadian insults, that is as long as you're not too inconvenienced by this request... respectfully.
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I've never really given Lady Gaga that much consideration before this tweet. Okay, got it out of my system, next...
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To the little girl carrying the "Obama Lies, Grandma Dies" sign: Honey, you make me want to cry. Mommy and Daddy don't always know best.
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I think my parents and my sister have been searching me out online. Good thing I haven't divulged anything compromising. Oh, wait...
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Trying to think of something intelligent to write about Glenn Beck ............................................................ ok, nothing
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'Like stealing candy from a baby' - Is that really wrong? I mean who actually GIVES candy to a baby?
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