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Ever fire up your leafblower and blow your neighbors chihuhua down the street?
Tequila = woohoo I can fight!
I'm throwing the asshole hook in the water, see who bites
Humans are the only species that a hate.
Today is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be..
U remind me of someone i used to hate
If u wana fly high u gotta get rid of the shit that weighs you down
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I make no apologies for being #Patriotic #remember911 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Don't be that guy coming over trying to take over the grill #guycode
Penguins stand on the beach and say THIS IS BULLSHIT when other birds fly by
I have to cross the line to know where it lays...
#whisky shot to all my #followers ! #SALUTE Y'ALL THE BEST!
Well I ain't first class but I ain't white trash, I'm wild and a lil crazy too....
I prefer pie over cake
Today is a brighter day knowing #Sandusky is behind bars!
If u talk in your sleep don't mention my name, if you walk in your sleep forget where you came..........
My accelerator pedal is always stuck.. ....Better to be an Open sinner than a Hidden saint .. LONG LIVE COWBOYS