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Ladies, good dick eventually turns into giant asshole
Plse insert a squirrel into my anus hole such that only the tail hangs out
I've been called a dick face a few times
Don't be nice to me.
I don't want to be nice back.
Maybe I ain't doing twitter right cause I don't give a rat fuck what's trending
Please don't follow me.
I'm not nice.
I don't like you.
Can I tweet about the weather and my dick?
I need combat pay to eat black pussy
I know many of you are very attracted to me because of my tweets
Ya wanna see the death shudder of a white man?
Me when I see the typo just as I hit the send
Seems to me Twitter is the playground of the narcissists and the depressed
Happy Fathers Day
Yo daddy beat yo mamma and you got no daddy no mo
I gently kiss you and curl your hair over your ear
And stick my finger up your twat
Listen,all you fucking people need to come to my place get fucking naked and swim in my pool,then we all fuck like dirty rabbits & do rails
Sending love to all my bastard children in the Caribbean
I kiss your toes
I kiss your thighs
My dick is big
And I tell lies
I need Teddy Grahams
The correct beverage on hot hot weekends like this is Penis Colada served straight up
My dick pops out faster than Wolverine's claws.
Moms I just came into a truckload of diapers
Ya I hustle that shit too