99.9% of LOL's are said with a face like this. http://t.co/kMEFKtNe

'The Beginner's Guide to Twitter' - Eggs don't get followed. People will assume you're a paedophile. Don't be an egg.

I always wonder if the girls on 16 & Pregnant will return for 32 & Grandma.

Jessica Ennis is the sort of woman girls should be looking upto. Not the likes of the girls out of Geordie fucking Shore.

Poor Cesc. http://t.co/NlyrUBgu

Such a little soldier. Holding on for a miracle. #PrayForLewisMighty http://t.co/lUBnYzpq

Poor Fergie. http://t.co/MzOOF82t

Podolski's up front, Podolski's up front, we've got Podolski, Van Persie's a cunt!

The only irreplaceable person at Arsenal Football Club. http://t.co/AwOSkO43

#WaysToAskForHead If you've got a good girlfriend, you shouldn't have to ask.

Tom Daley has dedicated his Bronze Medal to his father. #TomDidDaddyDaleyProud http://t.co/VKsiJ7FN

"At least he didn't go to another english club" - Van Persie on Fabregas transfer.

Hope Tulisa was watching that game. Could learn a thing or two from Drogba about how to go down properly.

Dear God. The next time Ramsey scores, feel free to take Piers Morgan. Sincerely, Every Gooner on the Planet.

Kicking the racism out of Football. http://t.co/myiv63p2

Cutest moment in the game. #Bromance http://t.co/cBnH6h8s

The 50 Million Pound Drop. With Fernando Torres. #FootballGameShows

If you're an Arsenal fan and you want Chelsea to be the first team in London to win CL JUST to knock Spurs out, you're a moron.

My reaction when I found out The Ox was starting. http://t.co/jEVXaXgM

Call me overly optimistic but I have every faith RVP will sign a new contract. Interested to see what you all think. RT If you think so too.