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Kelly was born
Kelly is born
Kelly Jason Bourne
I am letting you entertain me, Kye, and you aren't following through. Which is ironic, as you sound like you shat yourself
Scenario - I'm in bed, watching tv. My Aimi comes in.. Gets into bed and turns the tv off. Apparently its time for bed.
You can tell the little one is ill. I've given her the option for unlimited orange juice. She's taken 2 sips. Very ill.
if Brendon is actually dead I hate you hollyoaks #HollyoaksLater
Fuck off Disney, dreams don't come true. I'm here sleeping and life is standing over my bed shitting in a dream catcher.
I need a beard coach. My current coach is pregnant and seems to have her mind elsewhere. How selfish.
One advantage of having no friends is there's never anyone around to laugh at you for crying bitter tears of loneliness.
Kim Kardashian has had more black dick in her than a Harlem proctologist's office.
The world is my Fleshlight, and I'm about to take Mother Nature to Pound Town.
Just tried the Bud Light Lime and now I have a clitoris.
Life's gonna fuck you in the ass from time to time. There's many ways to deal with it. I like to look back over my shoulder & say "harder".