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@frankielovesali @michaeltreasure @pixie_pinup I'm sure he's called you worse over the years! I think he once called you Arsene Wenger!
@pixie_pinup @michaeltreasure hey ill be this age in june! :( owww
Dear @hollyoaks, please let Will get found out, you're stressing my girlfriend about it. She genuinely hates him.
@pixie_pinup @michaeltreasure looking forward to seeing you guys on saturdayyyy :)
I am letting you entertain me, Kye, and you aren't following through. Which is ironic, as you sound like you shat yourself
Scenario - I'm in bed, watching tv. My Aimi comes in.. Gets into bed and turns the tv off. Apparently its time for bed.
You can tell the little one is ill. I've given her the option for unlimited orange juice. She's taken 2 sips. Very ill.
Fuck off Disney, dreams don't come true. I'm here sleeping and life is standing over my bed shitting in a dream catcher.
I need a beard coach. My current coach is pregnant and seems to have her mind elsewhere. How selfish.
One advantage of having no friends is there's never anyone around to laugh at you for crying bitter tears of loneliness.
Kim Kardashian has had more black dick in her than a Harlem proctologist's office.
Life's gonna fuck you in the ass from time to time. There's many ways to deal with it. I like to look back over my shoulder & say "harder".
“I drink to make other people interesting.”
