Crying sadly as I'm eating my animal crackers. Maybe giving them names and a back story was a bad idea.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families

My voice of reason is set on mute today.

@danapixie @mackphillips @nannersmom Found doggy in Van Nuys CA please Retweet... Thank you http://yfrog.com/hsxlzuxj

@jennyfrommars11 Starbucks in Venice California http://t.co/59CrpkqB

@jennyfrommars11 he was alone buying coffee http://t.co/Vvg4ECZL

Ran into Colin Farrell at Starbucks http://t.co/iqma1h5P

Apparently saying "I know, right" isn't the correct response when your best friend says her husband isn't that great in bed.

Why are those men staring at me?
So I ate my 6" sub in one bite, big whoop. I was hungry

Correction to previous tweet:

Dear future husband or wife,
You forgot to take out the trash

(don't want to limit my options)

@ginatheminpin @keely_bobs
@puppynumber7 @supernatural808 Found doggy in Van Nuys CA please Retweet http://yfrog.com/hsxlzuxj

No one claimed her so she is available now. Any takers? #adoptable #kitten #free http://t.co/k9vYkbCU

We should start following other people.
#TwitterRut #ItsNotYouItsMe

How sad that I still haven't awakened to singing birds & mice that are laying out my clothes.
I blame Disney for my morning expectations.

RT: “@lunchyprices: Sometimes my whole life feels like a "what did I come in this room for?" moment.”

Plus I'm hungry and my bra isn't giving me the support I need 😡

LN #244 Bubble Gum Bitches! http://t.co/z6znTRpP @albeanolatino @langdonbosarge
#BurnedByTheIntern #NowPlaying #podcast hahaha!

My #ff for evilness & or naughtiness @ki_ki_mo @velvetbuny @thypolar @iamhellgirl @firecrackerjad @marinasleeps @shoutabyss @hackingvegas

Your child may be an honor student, but my child's grandma is on Twitter